Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Bad News For People Who Like Bad News


Naysayers beware!

There is a new breed of counter-conspirators who appear to be contesting the semi-popular, longstanding conspiracy theory that we are, shall I say, fucked when December 2012 rolls around.  It turns out that the switch from the Mayan way of calendaring to the Gregorian way (or something whatever) yields not an apocalypse of living, but rather an apocalypse of clarity. The calculations might be all wrong!  Darn!


So we might all not die at the end of 2012.  Furthermore, there might not even be the tidal shift in paradigmatic consciousness (whatever that actually means) that Daniel Pinchbeck pretentiously softballed to tripped out advocates in "2012: The Return of Quetzalcoatl".  I want my money back from the galley I received years ago!

All this firmly attached to the hip, i should be sleeping well knowing that society in some form will stretch past the year after next.  But alas I type at 534AM EST....

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