An Open Letter to Chris Smith - Part 2

2 November 2010

Dear Chris-

Despite our recent communique, dated 1 November 2010, I entered our fridge last night after a day of duress to cleanse my frustrations with an ice cold Aguila.  I reached into the box, and removed the first one.  Strategically, your cinematographer obviously dismissed my last missive by wrapping a release around my frosty one.   I can only imagine you that you, a man of ethics and accountability, did not authorize such an action.

Regardless, not cool.

Your genocide against trees must end.

As an aside, I need your help convincing Nora Zehetner to be in the film.  Perhaps we can discuss over that Something Special that is warranted for signature.

Kind regards,


Nicholas Shumaker
cc: Christopher Thompson