2 November 2010
Dear Chris-
Despite our recent communique, dated 1 November 2010, I entered our fridge last night after a day of duress to cleanse my frustrations with an ice cold Aguila. I reached into the box, and removed the first one. Strategically, your cinematographer obviously dismissed my last missive by wrapping a release around my frosty one. I can only imagine you that you, a man of ethics and accountability, did not authorize such an action.
Regardless, not cool.
Your genocide against trees must end.
As an aside, I need your help convincing Nora Zehetner to be in the film. Perhaps we can discuss over that Something Special that is warranted for signature.
Kind regards,
Nicholas Shumaker
cc: Christopher Thompson
